to assist the flow. I carry you in my heart all day and all night when I sleep. I mean, if I'm gonna finish any of them, 'twill probably be the Viesa translation since it's the easiest to do. Hey, flashback to when I said that way at the beginning of this text! Wouldn't it be fun if we all had our own LTEs? I actually messed up there. Black. I hope you're enjoying reading my CRINGE. I think so anyways, it might be for a different store Yup, this dollar store is different. The word is "various". Literally all I do anymore is write this LTE. The world resists our efforts to enclose it between a capital and a full stop. Make Every Paragraph at least 4 Sentences. a quick note on what you'd like to see changed or added to make it better in the future. Max wants to make his own video but i wont let him because i need my phone for my alarm.POOP POOP POOP POOP LOL IM FUNNY. That's enough writing for now. That's crazy! I guess I can just say that a section starts with me saying hello, and ends with me saying goodbye. Stay informed about the latest competitions, competition winners and latest news. I dont feel like putting links to all of them here. The four month gap probably significantly drops that amount. I like waffles. Like I've said, I talk about the LTE itself as much, if not more than anything else. The trick is to avoid overexplainingsay only whats necessary. I think it should have just been called "KKs Longest Text Ever" or something, but whatever. Here's a story: Once upon a time, people got tired of starting off their stories with "Once upon a time", so they stopped doing that. You know what's weird? Periodically I see an extremely long pointless paragraph expressing a "love" for someone. Since you have made it this far on your long journey, you try have the urge to stop reading. Toki Pona is a minimalist constructed language that has only ~120 words! Okay, luckily she's run out of songs to play. Then when you are reading this, you realize that there is no long a wall of text, you realize that you think youve made it to the ending and I congratulate you on your epic journey across the wall of text. See if you can understand it now! What if this LTE becomes part of the school curriculum? Students should stay in school until 18 for two reasons. IT WILL CURE YOUR DEPRESSION! I dont really know what else to say. What are they? About eight times, in fact. Anyways, I had a dream last night which was basically a whole movie I don't remember most of. I don't know. Well, that's one way to increase your LTE's length, I guess. That concludes our celebratory discussion about music. It had a good run though. The purpose of a paragraph is to express a speaker or writer's controlling idea and to support it with specifics. They shouldnt reveal too much on their own, but rather prepare the reader for the rest of the paragraph by stating clearly what topic will be discussed. And a bunch of gift cards. I've made a few movies with it myself, and many other people use it to make interesting stuff. Add. While you shouldn't sit by your phone 24/7 just waiting for him to message so you can type a response up within 30 seconds, you should show him that he's important to you by responding to him in a reasonable amount of time. Popular examples of copypastas include things like 'My name is Yoshikage Kira', 'Navy Seal copypasta', or the entirety of the Bee Movie script. The general effect was one of extraordinary pallor. Writing, grammar, and communication tips for your inbox. I'm back again. Not sure how famous I'll get from it, but it'll be cool nonetheless. 42,549 characters divided by 10 days is about 4254 characters. I would like to participate more in the fandom when Im older, but Im too young for most of it right now. Yup, my favorite word is "epic". But enough about my descent into insanity for now. Just thought I'd share that fact. I'm kinda glad I set this goal, but again, I'm not gonna force myself to do it everyday. Nor is the cotton in this shirt simply from normal cotton plants, oh no. Also this one. My sister has a new thing where she just says the word "poop" nonstop. Do you have any paragraphs that are less than 4 sentences long? Goodnight! It even has its own paragraph symbol in copyediting, called the pilcrow (), not to be confused with the section symbol called the silcrow () thats common in legal code. I really need to come up with different hello and goodbye messages, because Ive already said Hello, Im back again once before. I struggle with conviction. You know, the same website that lead me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which lead me to begin writing this whole thing. There's a Teen Titans Go episode called "Waffles" where the word "Waffles" is said a hundred-something times. Each sentence in this paragraph example relates to the feeling described in the topic sentence. Even without that, sentences within paragraphs easily exceed your 5-6 line requirement throughout much of the work. The thing is, now that world will never be same without all of that complaining about my sister not being here. Get ready for a hurricane of LOL as you read all these funny short stories. You know what my favorite color combination is? Hello again. Hello, I'm back again. But you never know, so I'm gonna check to see if it's still going. The contest was organized in tribute to Edward Bulwer-Lytton's infamously long-winded and awkward opening sentence for his book Paul Clifford: It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness. The RainbowFluffySheep LTE both started and was last updated in March 2018. Good paragraphs begin with a topic sentence that briefly explains what the paragraph is about. Jupiter is twice as large as all the other planets combined. Not that I think there's anything wrong with being a furry, it's just that it personally makes me uncomfortable looking back on it. In the past and even now, people have been discussing if the State of Florida should raise the age for students in school. It just feels so futuristic! Now, I shall explain what Toki Pona is. Outline. Could a subterranean river or aquifer generate enough continuous momentum to power a waterwheel for the purpose of producing electricity? Why!?!?! It's not humorous, but look into Immanuel Kant's Grounding for the Metaphysics of Morals. My sister is attempting to build a Lego city. Divide that by 9 sentences each week, and you get 58 weeks worth of sentences, which is approximantly the number of weeks in a year. That's another word I invented. I used to watch a livestream that was literally just this screensaver running endlessly. Random Paragraph This one I find humorous solely in its length. In fact, it's used in the first frame (well, close enough) of "history of the entire world, i guess", which makes me love that video even more. Paragraphs are the building blocks of papers. That's because I can't talk about anything for a long time. That seems kind of unlikely though. No! Normally "haven't" isn't used if it's alone as a verb, as in "I haven't my keys". All I remember is playing a keyboard at the store for some reason, and that the dream ended with a random car horn. Isn't that insane? sentence isn't quite enough, the next logical step is to find a random paragraph. A boy can regenerate, so demons eat him for years. Also, LEARN VIESA! It is a strange mystery that has yet to be solved. Many of the seeds produce boring pictures, but some of them are nice. Hey, what's the average amount of text I write per day in this LTE? "It" is the third most common, followed by "a" and "to". 4. On the other hand, the pronoun "she" is used forty times! A. take; B. manage; C. distract; D. promise; In order to feel a sense of achievement, you should _. It's pretty fun and easy! This is why the heart is as important as the head. You could probably crask Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi rather easily. See if you can understand it! I'll go check to see what it is right now. Imagine having a world record. But sometimes a sentence just needs to be long. Or is it? Goodbye! Basically, a Barney error is when a user's computer/console/whatever session is interrupted by a "Barney Error", a message informing the user that Barney has been killed, and the device must not be turned off because it's an "important message". "Leave her" shouted a voice, the wolf stopped, "you don't have to do. The first paragraph example comes from Bertrand Russell in his essay Icarus, or the Future of Science. This excerpt uses the same paragraph structure often used in research papers, essays, and other nonfiction writing. These parts are the. If you're pale you can still be attractive. unbearable I wish he'd kill me now. Oh well. In fact, I barely talked about LTEs before that gap. I'm gonna go sleep now. Your love is everything I need. In Bram Stokers. No number from one to 999 includes the letter "a" in its word form. By clicking Accept all cookies, you agree Stack Exchange can store cookies on your device and disclose information in accordance with our Cookie Policy. (Compensating for something, Melville?) Not as annoying as I previously described. Unless this text gets so long that it surpasses the 1GB storage limit of Neocities. It's pretty light. That wasn't really that long ago, but still, I don't think it's being updated anymore. It's greatly beneficial for us to know the different ways this tool is being used so we can improve it Hey, I'm back. Life is so precious because it is short and you are being so careless that you do not realize it until now since this void paragraph mentions that you are doing something so mindless, so stupid, so careless that you realize that you are not using your time wisely. So yeah, its been three months, as it is now October 17, 2019. Now I can learn Elefen even without internet! Why is the writer making a paragraph so long that I have the urge and motivation to finish this pointless paragraph to prove him that reading is what makes me, me. Also, remember when I said that I said the F word six times throughout this text? Colloquial. It might be, but it sounds like somewhat of a stretch for me to write that much in a single day. Introduction: It is said that time is eternal. I just put this entire text as the seed, and it generated something quite nice. The best paragraphs should be 4 - 7 sentences long. Keep in mind what comes before and after the paragraph so you can plan the right topic for the flow of your writing. Now that you have made it this far, you wonder if you learned anything, but no, you did not get the reference about the fire hydrant and refused to look it up, then you make the decision of reading this long essay with your irreversible time. It was a very strange server. Why does she think every single piece of music in existence has to have words? Ordinals work well with difficult transitions because they can fit almost any paragraph. Can't nobody touch a man's own land." The irony of this quotation is that it calls attention to . It's also a pretty cool language. Only if I could have your attention for the rest of my life, I won't have to worry about anything ever. I think. Congrats to those five words! It was fun. I need to write about something, otherwise I won't write at all and I won't accomplish my goal. may have been causing the writers' block in the first place. But if you want to do it for yourself, just go to random-art.org and try it out! There were a lot of things happening that day, so I didn't feel like writing. Can my creature spell be countered if I cast a split second spell after it? But my absolute lack of creativity means it's probably gonna stay that way for a long time. She types everything with one hand. Stupid Sentences. Okay, I was not able to type the exclamation point with just my nose. She found one of the videos I was in oh god, I can't stand to look at that video. Only one refers to my mom. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. Hey, I'm back again. He's the one who showed me YouTube, which reccomended me Vsauce, which mentioned pointlesssites.com, which brought me to the FlamingChicken LTE, which inspired me to start my own LTE. The most corner hits I'd seen is around 1400 or so, but now it's at 4776! Now I had two water bottles. I hope I did that right. But did I mention that my Google Chrome is working again? Hey, I've now written more of this text after the 4 month gap than before it! Most paragraphs focus on a single idea that's expressed with an introductory sentence, then followed by two or more supporting sentences about the idea. It's pretty annoying. One is empty, while the other still has some water in it. Hey, 'twill's back! Unlickily or maybe just a tiny bit luckily there was one piranha left that looked like this: ()(but the fish had a face lift so it looked like this: [][. The FlamingChickens LTE stopped in 2005, while the Hermnerps LTE actually lived on until 2009, although edits after the end of 2004 were rather sparce. Anyways, I really like it because um, I don't know, actually. Wow, writing your mind is a great way to increase your LTEs length! At least I make them at all. Wow, it has been a while since I last added to this. I once made a Discord server specifically for a language called Bo, where the only word is bo. I seem to keep saying that after everything I type at this point. But my goal is to surpass the Flaming-Chicken LTE. This is actually my third attempt at doing this. That was random, but let's discuss it anyway. It also removes punctuation that the library doesnt use, like the exclamation point, question mark, colon, and so on. "a" looks nice too, arguably nicer. Im gonna sleep now. This second version had CLICKY SOUNDS which, spoiler alert, dissapear in the next version of Viesa. The library is divided into hexagonal chambers. Of course, that would ruin it. Anyway, yeah, I'm a furry, but since I'm a young furry, I can't really do as much as I would like to do in the fandom. Anyways, for those who are insane enough to be reading this entire thing from the start: Wow, you have quite the dedication. That's insane. Now the fact I initially stated is no longer true. 2016 was also when I got the phone that I still have to this day. You know that song, right? I really hope it gains popularity in the near future, because "'twill" is WAY more fun than saying "it'll". the most august religions it has been made the symbol of the divine spotlessness and power; by the Persian fire worshippers, the white forked flame being held the holiest on the altar; and in the Greek mythologies, Great Jove himself being made incarnate in a snow-white bull; and though to the noble Iroquois, the midwinter sacrifice of the sacred White Dog was by far the holiest festival of their theology, that spotless, faithful creature being held the purest envoy they could send to the Great Spirit with the annual tidings of their own fidelity; and though directly from the Latin word for white, all Christian priests derive the name of one part of their sacred vesture, the alb or tunic, worn beneath the cassock; and though among the holy pomps of the Romish faith, white is specially employed in the celebration of the Passion of our Lord; though in the Vision of St. John, white robes are given to the redeemed, and the four-and-twenty elders stand clothed in white before the great-white throne, and the Holy One that sitteth there white like wool; yet for all these accumulated associations, with whatever is sweet, and honourable, and sublime, there yet lurks an elusive something in the innermost idea of this hue, which strikes more of panic to the soul than that redness which affrights in blood.". Dang, my YouTube channel has been dead for so long. Pretty long, but not as long as the top two LTEs (FlamingChicken and Hermnerps, both with around 200,000 characters). I made five of these videos. That means it'll be half the length of Kenneth Iman's LTE. A short paragraph may not reach even 50 words while long paragraphs can be over 400 words long, but generally speaking they tend to be approximately 200 words in length. No idea. The incredibly long and pointless story Chris Forbes, Grade 7 Short Story 2006 Once or maybe 1 000 000 000 times there was a boy called Ben. But it doesnt matter, because Im still gonna write this LTE for as long as possible, even if it means talking about the same things half the time. It's strange. I don't care if you're a furry reading this right now, I just don't wanna have to torture everyone else. From funny and lighthearted to sincere and emotional, these messages are perfect for sending to your closest friend to let them know how much they mean to you. If you'd like to contribute some random paragraphs, please contact us. Oh well, I just hope this LTE passes exactly 230,634 characters. It's good news because Google Chrome has all my logins, websites, and stuff like that. But not as much as being meta and talking about my own LTE. All I need is your love. Paragraph Generator with you in mind. Oh, you don't have any context. I am currently trying to revive a language my sister and I started making a while back. Then I hurt myself on the door while walking out. Thank you for being you and for having me by your side. Why are you reading this, anyways? Penguins. I just know I'll fail though. Sometimes furries, but I dont wanna go back into that territory at this point. It means good writing requires coming up with ideas, reviewing and organizing them, putting them into a cohesive written work, revisiting your work, editing it, and revising it to make your words stronger. Here are some of the longest words. All of the random paragraphs in our generator are free to use for your projects. I've been talking about LTEs all day. December 12, 2018. Well, she has her LTE page open, but she's not writing anything and is singing instead. What a funny joke, right? And why does it matter that it doesn't have words? Do any of y'all remember the DVD screensaver meme? What were the most popular text editors for MS-DOS in the 1980s? Now that's what I call stupid: In my junior year of high school, this guy asked me on a date. Anyway, yeah, I might finish my video about Viesa later. But nah, that's kinda cheating. What did I eat last April the 17th? It's especially been like that ever since the four month gap. The original Winnie the Pooh provides such a thing here. Also, going back to the topic of the Bee Movie Script, I tried to write the entire thing out by hand once. It's a dictionary for a language called Elefen. The current record holder for the longest english sentence is Jonathan Coe for his staggering 33-page, 13,955-word sentence in The Rotter's Club, 2001. 20 French Sayings That Make No Sense in English - Culture Trip Maybe? after the first 30 characters (obviously . That was 40,000 characters ago. Have you ever heard the song "Dau Dau" by Awesome Scampis? Someone came up with it before I did. I'm such a liar! It has over 5,000 dictionary entries and several texts written in the language. 4 You go and understand the tree. The documentation for Viesa is on this very website, so go ahead and read it! Because when youre reading a paragraph inside your head, the words are projected into your brain with the IQ above 90 and then the thought process go through your internal organs and through yours eyes and you wonder if this is actually true but its really not because all it is non-sense. Why did I make Viesa in the first place? Oh, and don't forget the Comic Sans. Guys, I'm not sure if I'm gonna make it to 15,000. She types really slow, but I hope her LTE will be successful nonetheless. I am looking for a humorous example of the opposite -- a full paragraph 5, 6, or more lines long but consisting of only one sentence. The introduction (first sentence) sets the stage for what follows and states the main point. It's like a window into 2016, when I had fun making these videos on a regular basis. I speak Viesa as if it were a real language, but it simply is not. If he had never shown me YouTube, I wouldn't be here writing this text, and you wouldn't be reading it. I use Reddit a lot, but I only use it for language-related stuff. But nowadays when I see it hit the corner, I don't have as much enthusiasm as I used to. Now theres a new Pig Latin server, but its not owned by me. Why are you still reading this you ask? If men were rational in their conduct, that is to say, if they acted in the way most likely to bring about the ends that they deliberately desire, intelligence would be enough to make the world almost a paradise. How do you transition within a paragraph? Were listening to Queens of the Stone Age right now, and Im just waiting for Fortress to come on. Mapping an Essay Now Im here adding more to this text. I should go now. Last time I forced myself to complete a certain amount of something every day, it was overwhelming and I ended up losing motivation, thus letting down all my fans who were anticipating the August 30th, 2016 release date. Here goes: Si tu pote leje esta, tu es merveliosa! And I was gonna keep this a secret, but just now I did this thing where if you take the first letter of each sentence, it spells out "VARIOUS". I'm gonna make it a very basic HTML page with just a header and text. And when I do, it's usually about languages and lasts only a few sentences. Just like expository paragraphs, persuasive paragraphs focus on discussing a single point; however, they support opinions instead of facts. But anyways, it's pretty unusual for that much of the LTE to be written in a single day. "It's our earth. Now I'm asking her what else I should put in this text. I had to seize control of the LTE from her because she was doing keymash. Consider the sentence in Russells paragraph example: This is why the heart is as important as the head. If Russell had said only The heart is as important as the head, it would have created an abrupt tonehe adds this is why to ease the transition. Check out some other LTEs! Before we dive into paragraph structure, lets start with paragraph meaning. The process is quite simple. I basically have only two interests nowadays: languages and furries. Im back again. As of that previous sentence, there are 42,549 characters in this LTE. Ideally, youll already have an outline for whatever youre writing, which will tell you what the paragraph is about and what to include. I was going to explain what a section is, but Im terrible at explaining things, so Im not going to anymore. Yup, my phone is three years old. My computer's screensaver is even still a DVD screensaver. This help content & information General Help Center experience. I need to stick to the EMT, so I should stop talking about that. When do you end a paragraph? Let's compare LTE's. This one is only 8593 characters long so far. Also, SUBSCRIBE TO PEWDIEPIE! I don't think I'll ever make it there. Imagine the things you couldve eaten ; sushi, sharks, dogs, snakes, cats, fish, humans, dogs, dogs, and many more wonders of this world. It's Hermnerps LTE, which is only slightly longer than the Flaming-Chicken LTE, at 230634 characters. I think I'm gonna go for now. I check that website every day to see what new pointless websites they add. Spike Milligan, ' On the Ning Nang Nong '. To the left of the pool was an underground trampoline where we spent our time picnicking and of course playing "crack the egg." Understanding the Meaning of Time . I still have a long way to go. "I've been here only 20 minutes!". 2. I just discovered a new LTE: the RainbowFluffySheep LTE. this random paragraph picker will be useful for your intended purposes is to give it a try. Now, use that intelligence that you have, assuming that your IQ is above 60 and you are literate. (3) the actor believes that such force is necessary to protect himself against death or serious bodily harm.". Though there was little in the prospect before me worth living for, the near approach of death appalled me. There are approximantly 523 sentences in this LTE.
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